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Always funny/True:

~ 99% of the lawyers make the rest look bad.

~ What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? ( A Doberman Pinscher )

 

Perhaps, a Great Hope for lawyers :

 

1Kings 22:23 "Behold, the Lord has put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these prophets, and the Lord has spoken evil concerning you." ( Also 2Chron 18:22 )

Now, God hates liars ~ so what could be the meaning of this inconsistency?

A) To save lawyers.

B) Rev 21:8... all liars go to the Lake of Fire. ( God is "a consuming fire" ~ Deut 4:24 )

C) God said "it was very good" ( Gen 1:31 ) not perfect. ( Yet )

D) It is amazing that it is there at all. ( twice )

 

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